Vel Sparko's Silly Little Life
littlepaints:

now go back to whatever you were doing

littlepaints:

now go back to whatever you were doing

anathema47:

You like that, Metroplex!?

eyebone:

axolotl confirmed for raddest aquatic creature

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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Distance
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salty-ebert:

I hate whiny fucking songs like this,
But I can’t afford a therapist.
Sorry guys, here’s a solo.

cb-gifsandstuff:

Pardon the terrible crop job

nekoukai:

v4rd:

the legend of zelda: fedora’s mask

m’jora

baby: m...m...
mom: mommy?
baby: mycaruba

forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

baby: m-m
mom: awww are you trying to say "mommy"?
baby: m-m-MY NAME IS MR WILSON AND I'M HERE TO SAY I'M GONNA SMACK YOUR ASS IN A MAJOR WAY

reading the SCP Wiki makes me feel a feeling that’s between Eldritch-horror-and-fear and immense sadness

Here’s a list of things that Brian likes to suck:

musiqualia:

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God damnit, Ross… [x]

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.

oh my god i hate this fucking movie so much because;
1. not only does it perpetuate the ten-percent myth, it also
2. lessens Morgan Freeman’s reputation as an advocate for scientific education, which is sad because
3. he hosts Through the Wormhole which is a really neat show about what-ifs in science and i just
4. UGH

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.

oh my god i hate this fucking movie so much because;

1. not only does it perpetuate the ten-percent myth, it also

2. lessens Morgan Freeman’s reputation as an advocate for scientific education, which is sad because

3. he hosts Through the Wormhole which is a really neat show about what-ifs in science and i just

4. UGH